And That’s It, Everyone


In honor of our bonkers Free Will Astrology horoscope today–“Your story is taking a hotter and more cosmically comical turn. The splendor and the rot are all mixed up.” (?!!)–we are abandoning ship in favor of greener, more creature-filled pastures. SOTC and F2K and assorted other unexpected, random, and pleasing combinations of letters and numbers will be back on Monday.

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