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Tiger Woods Will Receive Traffic Ticket, Thousands of Stories About New Alleged Affair

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The Florida Highway Patrol has announced its intention to cite Tiger Woods for reckless driving in the incident last week that damaged a tree, a fire hydrant, Wood’s car, and Woods. The fine is expected to be $164. FHP will not press criminal charges.


One Jaimee Grubbs has found this an opportune time to announce that she has had an affair with Tiger Woods. The 24 year old cocktail waitress claims to have SMS and voice mail evidence.


Inevitable and mostly awful Tiger Woods jokes here.