Questions About Tiger Woods


Did the wife really shatter the car window to free her husband or was she more likely aiming for his head?

If he really is the victim of spousal abuse, will people finally take seriously the fact that some men can be Rihanna-like? (Though in her case, it was the abuser who cheated.)

Why would a public figure like Tiger Woods be so dumb as to leave a taped message for a groupie that basically says “Please take your name off your calls. My wife is getting suspicious?”

Why don’t these stars ever realize that, when you’re attracting heat-seeking sex partners en masse, at least one of them is gonna rat you out to the tabloids the second some cash is dangled?

And most importantly: Did you see me talking about all this on Keith Olbermann‘s show last night? Click on the link and gag.