As the women around him negotiate to get more moolah out of his philandering, Tiger Woods could easily start spiraling into an abyss of his own making.
By the time the ninth “party hostess” came forward to say she’d played with his golf balls, I guess the stress levels rose, possibly some endorsements fell off, and his putter threatened to collapse.
But it’s not Tiger who OD’d and was rushed to the hospital this morning (though TMZ reports that his Thanksgiving messup had him listed by the hospital as an OD). It was a middle-aged blonde woman, though it’s not clear who she is or why she needed the emergency help.
Was it an aging party hostess rushed for an emergency breast lift?
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on December 8, 2009