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What’s Your Best Comeback Line?


I was recently seated at a private dinner in a New Jersey casino, where a publicist at the table was vehemently urging me to visit the local lighthouse. I looked dramatically unimpressed, so in desperation she cooed, “It’s the most phallic attraction in Atlantic City!”

Without missing a beat, I raised an eyebrow and a half and replied, “You haven’t been to my room!”

Cheap, but effective–in fact, the woman looked like she wanted to drop dead on the spot.

So what’s been your most effortlessly witty comeback line so far?

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