Did you ever consider how much less gloomy Dancer in the Dark might have been if only there were a few hardcore porn scenes? We didn’t, either. But Lars von Trier’s production company, Zentropa, did when it spun off Puzzy Power, an erotic mainstream studio. And MonkeyTown’s 6th Annual Holiday Porn Week has unearthed the goods. Tonight, catch Puzzy Power’s first pic, 1998’s Constance, about a woman’s sexual awakening under the tutelage of an experienced mansion-dweller, as told in flashback. Then stay for Femi-X and Beyond, a 40-minute instructional video claiming to help sexually dysfunctional women “reclaim their lust for life.”

Sat., Dec. 26, 10:30 p.m., 2009

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