But He Still Got a First Down!





Can you believe this shit is still news? The last pope got shot, and the next day even the Catholics were all talking about the Boston Celtics.

Anyway, people who were upset that Susanna Maiolo knocked over Benedict XVI at Midnight Mass will be happy to learn she has been “taken to a mental institution,” which in the fascist state called Vatican City means she’s being tortured to death with ancient Inquisitors’ tools from Benedict’s own collection as we speak.

If you want to wash that story out of your head with some molester-priest news, here’s the latest from Ireland. Memories of Benedict’s election to the papacy here.

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