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Miserable Christmas News from Around the City

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Fire up Silent Night/7 O’Clock News and let’s revel in how miserable it all is:


A guy driving on Brooklyn’s 27th Street near the Gowanus Expressway yesterday felt something under his car and found a corpse wrapped in plastic. Surveillance video reveals that the body was dumped there Wednesday night. The deceased is 19-year-old Daniel Vargas, who was beaten and strangled.


A group of gentlemen forcibly urged a woman from the F train at 21st St.-Queensbridge last night, and to escape them she was obliged to stab one of their number — 29-year-old Thomas Winston, the pride of a local shelter, with many arrests for drug peddling — several times in the chest. She got away and is being sought by cops, while Winston is cold.


Some poor lady celebrated Christmas Eve by driving through the front of a Blockbuster in Howard Beach. She’s in the hospital but expected to live. The Blockbuster is inoperable for a while, though.


Sigh. Well, at least you can get a free hot dog.

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