That’s what the illustrious TV star reportedly told the authorities when they responded to the Christmas call from his wife, Brooke Mueller, saying he was being abusive.
Brooke was the aggressor, swore Sheen, and apparently he was just doing the decent thing by swatting her off.
Maybe Chris Brown should have tried that defense?
But wait! It turns out Brooke was drunker than Charlie when this all happened! And also, Brooke recanted her story to one officer!
Is she suddenly truthin’ or is she just afraid of another knife threat?