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At Last! My Essay on the End of the Decade!


CLICK HERE to enjoy my stunning cover essay looking back on the aughts, which trenchantly details the economic downslides, rabid terrorism, gay marriage setbacks, and Britney Spears records that made us run for our lives.

I’m on the cover as an autoerotically bizarre Carrie Prejean and the piece is generously accompanied by luscious shots of me as three of 2009’s other grand divas:

Lady Gaga

Michael Jackson

and Susan Boyle.

And yes, those ARE three different people!

Click, click, mein kinder–please check out the slide show, too–and by the way, clink, clink!

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