The Hottest Blind Item of Them All

As you know, this week’s column features a truckload of saucy, bossy blind items, but I saved a special one just for your LDM readers as a gift.

Consider it your bonus for having used your LDM club card for so long that you get a free item.

And here it is:

Which hungover star advertised for male sex on Craiglist, and when someone took him up on it and showed up, the star shielded his face with a cloth and said the guy could blow him?

In hushed tones of urgency, the star added that the guy must not tell a soul about this encounter (though obviously he did–it got to me pronto, especially since the guy managed to grab a sneak peek at the famous face and couldn’t believe his own bulging eyes!)