Equality

Good News! It’s Not Illegal To Call Someone a ‘Cunt’!

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Drag performer Vodka Stinger found that out at Pieces bar on Christopher Street the other night.

It was bingo night, and a cantankerous young lady was refusing to get on line to buy a bingo card like everybody else.

“Get on line, you cunt!” advised Vodka into the mic, feeling the direct approach might work.

Well, the next thing Vodka knew, a pair of cops had shown up and were searching the joint. The girl had called the police!

Fortunately, once the fuzz discovered that there had been no physical altercation on the premises, they went their merry way as the young cunt, I mean young lady realized you can’t be arrested for using the c word.

Thank God or I’d have 911 on speed dial!