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“Buy Pabst Blue Ribbon and Help Save America”

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Here’s a PBR special for you: Tom Raper, American citizen, would like for you to buy American. And few things are as American, these days, as Pabst Blue Ribbon.

But what this young patriot likes best about PBR is the taste. “It’s not smooth, it’s not drinkable. But that’s what is good about it. When you drink it down your throat, it gives you a good feeling, like George Washington is actually going down your throat to fight the Brits and the Red Coats and the Indians.” Wow.

[via ColdMud]

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