News & Politics

Mayor Bloomberg Not Planning Presidential Run, Despite Great Start to Third Term

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He won a third term by a surprisingly slim margin, the comptroller treats him like shit, and on his watch the city’s getting screwed out of state money by a mere governor. So naturally Mayor Bloomberg figured we’d all want to know if he were planning to run for President in 2012 — especially since he hired Howard Wolfson, the genius who sent Hillary Clinton blazing from first place to second in the 2008 presidential primaries, then blamed it on the press and went to work for Fox News.


No, says the Mayor, he is not running for President. Whew!