Hell, Columbia! Thieves Steal School Laptops; Private Info of Thousands Imperiled


Thieves stole three laptops from a locked campus office at Columbia on January 18, putting vital computer info from 1,400 students and others in danger. Finally, we might get an idea of how much porn they’re looking at when they’re supposed to be matriculating instead of masturbating.

Seriously, though, this is, well, serious. Students and employees who were victims were offered two years of credit-monitoring services. The students, however, are still required to pay nearly $19,000 a year in tuition.

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