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ANTHRAX EVERYBODY PANIC

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Seven people! Suspicious white powder! 40th floor! Federal Building! Downtown! Where Ground Zero is! Probably not flour like last time! Why not? Don’t ask questions! Panic!


Tests being conducted now. Workers are from a regional Social Security office.


People are always mistaking one white powder for another. Let’s hope that’s the case here.

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