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Pantone Announces The Top 10 Colors For Women’s Fashion For Fall

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And seafoam blue is gonna be pissed!

The 10 hottest colors–none of which pop up anywhere in my wardrobe or apartment decor scheme–are:

Precious

Up in the Air

Avatar

No, wait, let me start again. They actually are:

Endive

Golden Glow

Living Coral

Lipstick Red

Purple Orchid

Chocolate Truffle

Lagoon

Woodbine

Oyster Gray

Rose Dust

Most of these sound like my 10 favorite things to eat at the local bodega, but I’ll take their word for it.

Now let’s all get behind Lagoon to win over his ex-wife, Oyster Gray!