I hate to sink so low as to even dare crown anyone with such a hideous distinction.
It’s so hateful, so judging, and so unfair to name just one poor zhlub, when even the rottenest actor has some redeeming features, or at least might have some if occasionally offered better scripts.
Besides, it’s so hard to pick one when I’ve decided it’s a tie.
The winners are:
Ashton Kutcher and Keanu Reeves!
Don’t hate me–especially when you can join in the voting.