Film

A Thought About 2009’s Race Movies

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At the cineplex, it was a very good year for noble light-skinned people.

After all, light-skinned blacks help the fat black girl in Precious.

Light-skinned whites help the fat black guy in The Blind Side.

And light-skinned whites help the skinny blue people in Avatar.

I’m not even gonna mention This is It!

Enough! Bring on some pigmentation!