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I’m Finally Joining Facebook!

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You win, world! I tried to be a cute little luddite, so proud of my archaic way with technology, but it’s not that cute anymore.

The reality is, I lost out on a few invites because they only went out on Facebook, not via email, and I can’t be missing out on parties, honey!

They’re important to my job–plus I have nothing else to do.

I also realized it’ll be fun to be able to slap down all those people trying to be my friend. Where else but on Facebook (or the Port Authority restroom) do you get to say no to total strangers?

So as soon as I get the properly alluring photos together, I’m doing it–but don’t expect me to post my idiotic minutae all day like everyone else.

I already do that on my blog!

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