Line Up, Girls! Ryan Phillippe Is Free Again!


That super cute hunky hottie Ryan Phillippe is on the loose again, mainly because, even in his relationship with bright star Abbe Cornish, he was already on the loose.

Page Six informs that Cornish hen was apparently pissed that Ryan’s eye still wandered and his other parts still partied, so she gave him the dump.

Which brings me to my main point: When you break up a marriage–whether it be your own or someone else’s–because some new boudoir action has you intoxicated enough to turn your life upside down, eventually you will get a taste of your own and you’ll end up solo again.

The gays do it best–simply have an open relationship, with the genital stuff on the side.