Freelance public-relations professional Laura Goldberg had a shower party. No, she isn’t getting married or having a baby — at least, not that we know of. She just wanted her friends to experience her new 3’x5′ shower, with “four wall sprays, adjustable massage settings, and overhead rainfall feature.” She hired a “bathroom maitre d'” for the occasion.
Guest Kyle Mooney, a “former investment banker,” was impressed, as he “got hosed” on his own shower renovation. “The tiles were three times more than I expected,” he told Courier-Life.
Then a mob of angry citizens burst in and dragged everyone to the guillotine.