On this day that we celebrate Saint Patrick, we’d like to humbly honor the man by drinking loads of alcohol at the cheapest price available and at as many places as possible, starting March 12. Here, we’ve narrowed down the options:

Kick off the festivities early at the Saint Patty’s Leprechaun Happy-Hour Pub Crawl. Friday at 5, TG Whitney’s, 244 East 53rd Street,, $20

ShowHope Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day with this benefit for the American Cancer Society’s Hope Lodge along Second Avenue at Sutton Place. Saturday, RSVP at, $20

Bring a four-leaf clover and your thirst to the St. Patrick’s Luck of the Irish Pub Crawl. Saturday at 11, Village Pourhouse, 64 Third Avenue,, $20

Wind down from all the excitement of bagpipers and green men on floats with the St. Patrick’s Day After Parade Pub Crawl. Today at noon, the Yard (formerly Porkys), 55 West 21st Street,, $20

Wed., March 17, 2010

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