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Jazon Mraz and Elton John To Sing A Gay “Ebony and Ivory”?

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Jason Mraz just said he’d love for that to happen!

And no, it wouldn’t be called “Tops and Bottoms.”

That would require two gays to sing it.

Like that original duet, this one would be sung by two opposites–in this case a straight and an LGBT crooning about the need for hormonal harmony.

So should it be called “Lavender and Vanilla”?

“Flamers and Breeders”?

” ‘Mos and Their Oppressors”?