Guy Fieri looks like an ostrich
A couple of days ago in a sort of stoned fugue, we got the paranoid idea that chefs were really animals posing as people. Not a very good idea, certainly, but one that proved so much fun to investigate, that we did it again.
Martha Stewart sometimes looks like a small frightened puppy.
Wylie Dufresne looks like a baby monkey with problem hair.
Emeril looks like a mean buffalo. Only the buffalo is skinnier.