The first thoughts that come to mind whenever anyone reminds me that it’s St. Patrick’s Day are:
(1) The gays are dissed from the parade, which obviously celebrates all Irish people except openly queer ones.
(2) There’ll surely be green vomit all over the streets tonight.
But I know that’s a limited view of what’s an undoubtedly lovely celebrated for kazillions of New Yorkers.
So please be my lucky charms and fill me in on the good stuff.