Food

Four Signs That Spring Is Finally Coming to NYC

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All of a sudden, flowering bulbs are replacing pickles, turkey sausage, and mealy apples as the focus of city famers’ markets.

Soft-serve ice cream trucks have completed their seasonal migration to their northern homes in Soho.

Cash-strapped designers like Ralph Lauren have had to plant early-growing cash crops like carrots in their windows — making them de facto greenhouses — to meet the rent.

Umbrellas that have been destroyed by violent winter weather find each other by mutual attraction prior to automatically recycling themselves.