What could be more red-blooded and American than March Madness? How about celebrating said Madness at Hooters. The bust-themed chain is offering customers a “doctor’s note” excusing them from work, signed by one “Dr. Hootie.” You can get one today and tomorrow at your friendly neighborhood Hooters or by downloading it from hootershookyday.com. The note also acts as a coupon for a free appetizer.