Sunny Times For Fire Island


The gay ghetto known as Fire Island is starting to recover from a bad 2009, which is good news for the gays who work out all day so they can do drugs all night.

I hear that shares in the Pines are being scooped up at a faster rate than last year, when people couldn’t afford their HK apartments, let alone a regular summer retreat.

And there are new owners for the big chunk of land there that includes the Pavillion, the Boatel, the Blue Whale restaurant, and the gym.

That’s all been bought by journalist Andrew Kirtzman and his partners, who I hope will usher in a brighter tomorrow on the planks, especially in the crucial months of July and August, when Fire Island is on fire.

See you then at the gym–I mean the Blue Whale restaurant.