The choices are as fetching as high heels with a tucked penis:
Which of these classics do your fake boobs pop out a little upon thinking about:
Those screwball gems Some Like It Hot and Tootsie?
The ultimate coming out film, The Rocky Horror Picture Show?
The inevitably Broadway-bound The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?
The angora-filled beauty Ed Wood?
The raucous non classic Madea Goes To Jail?
The buoyantly inclusive Hairspray, either the first one or the remake?
Or the terrifying Drag Me To Hell?
Wait, how did that get in there?