Hit The Sky starring singing barracuda Helen Lawson in Valley of the Dolls?
Tell Me, Darling starring Neely “I’ll do the second act first” O’Hara, also in the immortal Valley of the Dolls?
Goddess, the appallingly entertaining Vegas revue starring underwater-flexible Nomi Malone in Showgirls?
Aged in Wood, the bizarre play starring brittle battleax Margo Channing in All About Eve?
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