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Date Rape Down Thanks to the Economy!

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At the cozy Hell’s Kitchen hangout Bar-Tini Ultra Lounge and Resort the other night, drag star Epiphany told me something very wise.

She observed that one good thing about the recession is that there’s way less date rape.

Said Epiphany, “You think this is the ’90s, when we could afford to get people drunk besides ourselves?”

Good point! In a massive budget crunch, clubbies are hording their roofies for themselves!

But just to be safe, when she so generously brought me a Diet Coke, I didn’t touch it.

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