Scientists Understand What Parents Don’t


Finally, the excuse we suspended-adulthood/Peter-Pan-syndrome-afflicted/ living-with-three-illegal-roommates-well-into-our-30s New Yorkers have been waiting for.

According to Australian psychologist Dr. Darryl Cross, “adolescence could stretch from 8 to 28, instead of the previously believed age range of 12 to 21.”

Parents aren’t prepared to deal with or recognize this, of course, because they suck!

So, Mom and Dad, get off our back and stop bitching for a few more years, okay?

Can we borrow the car?