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“How Old Are You?”


How do you answer that question when someone so rudely asks it to your face?

You can lie like a rug and shave 15 years off your age, but they’ll only turn around and google it.

You can shriek “Fuck you! It’s none of your business!” but that hardly comes off as gracious as someone your age probably should be!

And coy routines like “Between 30 and death” and “An age is just a number” are so worn out by now you’re better off just telling them the truth.

But that seems so radical and potentially friendship terminating!

Is telling your real age really an option?

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