Was Bruce Springsteen “Born To Run Around”?


They don’t call Bruce Springsteen “the Boss” for nothing.

The rocker has long been the beacon for everyman-style integrity, radiating honesty and fierce pride as he fights to protect the American dream.

But now it seems like he steals the everyman’s wife!

A Jersey woman’s ex-husband claims that Brucie met the wife at a treadmill and quickly developed a way more intimate acquaintance with her calves.

And by the way, she happens to be a Patti Scialfa lookalike!

Why not just stick with the real Patti instead of shattering my vision of him as a rules-following folk hero?

What next–Michelle Bombshell?