Welcome to Avant Garde Preschool, Featuring Professor Thurston Moore


For the parents in the SOTC audience–are you a total scumbag if you take your kid to an hour-long dissertation on white noise by one of the founding members of Sonic Youth, or are you dad of the year? Does it matter that it’s for charity? Is anyone in possession of an 8-year-old who would actually plausibly enjoy this? Or is this the kind of thing that will ultimately make your daughter a virulent Republican? Feel free to chime in here, people who know. We certainly don’t. [PAPER]