*The compulsive talker
*The noisy texter
*The restless seat banger…
It’s all broken down for you in this hilariously wise piece by yours truly based on the rare yet vivid occasions when I’ve actually paid to see a movie and sat with the public.
Of course all 10 types put together aren’t half as irritating as the doofuses onscreen making all those wan remakes and sequels that suck your soul dry.