It seems hipster mania has reached another level of hilarity, though it’s one that we’re willing to embrace. Beards & Flannel Night is not just a party that indulges in the skinny-jean American Apparel hysteria, but it’s also a gathering that panders to our adoration for a man’s man. Yes, as you can probably tell, we’re a bit nuts for facial hair and wool clothing—and, apparently, by the RSVPs we saw on their Facebook page, we’re not alone. This ideally-themed dance party features DJ performances by MeLo-X (Galax), Krts, Slouch, Elijah (Lime Green Shirt), and DJ Far East. We’re just left with one question: Can these burly, flannel-wearing men shake their tushes on the dance floor? There’s only one way to find out.

Thu., April 15, 9 p.m., 2010