Pick a favorite line here. Mine’s “This was ten years ago, when there were millions of people walking around with nothing to look at. Crowds would gather at car crashes or domestic arguments.” Or maybe “Privately, we were the Homeboy, the Homo, and the Home Wrecker.” Or “So I get vilified on national radio: ‘How could you do that!” “They’re happily married!” “Foreign devil!'” Though don’t discount “We went back to Melbourne for a bit and auditioned for a new token white guy.” Alright, you get the idea. Not sure if this says more about China, boy bands, or Vice, but there’s plenty of info on all three.