This is my Emily post, which is not to be confused with the dear, departed queen of etiquette Emily Post.
So throw away all table manners and tell me in plain language who’s your favorite Emily:
Emily Blunt, the talented actress from Young Victoria and The Devil Wears Prada?
Emily Mortimer another British thesper, this one from Shutter Island and the illustrious Pink Panther 2?
Emily Watson, two-time Oscar nominee for Breaking The Waves and Hilary and Jackie?
Or Emily Litella, the famed Saturday Night Live personality who got everything wrong, then sputtered “Never mind”?
Manners like that would have probably pleased Emily Post–so Litella gets my vote.
But wait, I’m hearing she she was just a fictional creation.