TV Gays Set Betty White’s Greatest Utterances To a Hip Hop Hit
by Michael Musto
“White Lines” was a song about coke abuse, but “Betty White Lines” is a new ditty about a far more addictive substance — upcoming SNL host and eternal Golden Girl Betty White!
The riotously funny yet loving homage has been compiled by the St. Olaf Glee Club — which looks to me like radio host Frank DeCaro, scribe Jim Colucci, and porn star Fredrick Ford — and spans such timeless Betty White gems as “Dorothy said you’d like something crotchless” and “You really are a douchebag!”
Best of all is the shot of Betty on the game show Password trying to guess the word “Beaver.”
I wouldn’t have gotten that in a million years.