TV Gays Set Betty White’s Greatest Utterances To a Hip Hop Hit
by Michael Musto
“White Lines” was a song about coke abuse, but “Betty White Lines” is a new ditty about a far more addictive substance–upcoming SNL host and eternal Golden Girl Betty White!
The riotously funny yet loving homage has been compiled by the St. Olaf Glee Club–which looks to me like radio host Frank DeCaro, scribe Jim Colucci, and porn star Fredrick Ford–and spans such timeless Betty White gems as “Dorothy said you’d like something crotchless” and “You really are a douchebag!”
Best of all is the shot of Betty on the game show Password trying to guess the word “Beaver.”
I wouldn’t have gotten that in a million years.