Advice to Lindsay Lohan


Stop going to clubs, girl!

And yes, I’m fully aware that I’m 16 times your age and yet I still go to clubs!

But it’s my job and I HAVE a job and I don’t drink and I don’t have to prove anything to the world.

You, on the other hand, need to show everyone that you’re a real actress and are employable, insurable, bankable, and healthy.

Every time you set foot in a nightclub, you’re sending out the message that you’re nothing but a good-time gal who’s relentlessly escaping into a celebratory atmosphere that ironically gives you less and less to celebrate.

Besides, whenever you hold a drink, there’s an increased chance that you’re going to throw it.

Bad press.