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Can Anyone Explain The Goldman Sachs Investigation?

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As a kid, I was really good at math. Then Cher came along.

After that, I only cared about hair, navels, and half breeds.

So I desperately need some help in understanding the Goldman Sachs mess currently being investigated.

Please help me grasp, in simple language, just what it is they’ve been accused of doing–and who they are in the first place!

Is this like the Enron scandal, and does that mean it will result in a Broadway play with lots of spcial effects and mixed reviews?

Does it have anything to do with Cher?

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