Music

Hey, Anybody Want to Buy Studio B?

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For $2,500,000, you too can own the Greenpoint venue that was shut down over and over and over again by its neighbors, Eater reports. That number represents a $450,000 discount over the original asking price, includes “three bars, a dance floor, and four bathrooms,” and a separate loft, which we’re sure will be quite lovely after 4 am, when the music finally shuts down. Aggro-bouncers, overpriced vodka sodas, and endless glossy dance flyers not included, presumably. [Eater]