If you’re like us, you’ve devoted pretty much the entirety of this horrifically unproductive afternoon to monitoring the #pitchforkbumperstickers trending topic on Twitter. Jokes aplenty. Here are some of the best.
"On March 1, 1993, l have the option to go to City Hall… oh, I mean we have the option, my long-suffering honey and I, to go to City Hall and register as domestic partners. Will we take it? Shall we pretend to tie some kind of knot?"