Healthcare

The Five Best Lines from Dan Kois’s Reviews of Babies as Movie Posters

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I wouldn’t normally spend the time to link to a movie review on our own site, but we do cover “culture” here from time to time, and honestly, Dan Kois — who reviewed the anticipated Focus Features documentary, Babies, about four babies’ first years of their lives — should be given a commentary track when the DVD comes out. His assessment(s) of the film are the only ones that anyone will ever need, maybe ever. Apropos of nothing, in no particular order, in the interest of context-free aggregation, here are Dan’s five most trenchant observations about Babies. We’ve helpfully turned them into movie posters so Focus Features’ marketing department knows where to start.

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And yes, of course:

Please read Dan’s reviews of Babies here and here before he goes all Junior on us.