Video: Dog Rides Tortoise; Tortoise Schleps Dog

Hey, it’s been a while … time for some cute and weirdly anthropomorphic animal action.

The best thing about it is how nonplussed both dog (Hope) and tortoise (Carl) seem, while the cameraman is a veritable Nervous Nellie — although we do have to give him props on reptile naming. Also, Carl’s face is ripe for a new series of Japanese horror movies.