No, really. Via Brooklyn Heights Blog, posters seeking out a black cat, with yellowish (almost “marigold”) eyes have been posted, identifying said feline by his given name, Chuck Norris. He is currently Missing In Action. [Insert link to Missing in Action here.] The rest of the ad:
Why? Because a scratchanimal from Brooklyn named Chuck Norris is just too much, and also, because we have a tag for this kind of thing. Please take a look at Chuck Norris and make sure you haven’t seen him, and if you have, please call his owner and return Chuck Norris to his rightful owner in Brooklyn, who probably loves Chuck Norris very much, because, I mean, he looks like a lovable cat. Named Chuck Norris.