Brooklyn’s Black Market Lobster Kingpin’s Advice Applicable to Aspiring Black Market Entrepreneurs Everywhere


“If the person is an artist or a member of a dance troupe who lives in the neighborhood, that’s cool. If the person has a short haircut, lots of muscles, and a polo shirt with the word ‘DEC’ on it, that’s not so cool,” said Claw.”

– A Brooklyn Lobster Roll “Dealer” named “Dr. Claw,” who now delivers Lobster Rolls, and tries to avoid “the feds,” in what may be the best profile you read this week. [Via The Brooklyn Paper]