Ivanka Trump – daughter of Donald, The and
husband wife of the owner of our city’s favorite pinkly (pink + weekly) The New York Observer, Jared Kushner — is apparently celebrating Bomb Scare Month. With retail!
Via blog GoldenFiddle (who notes: “Ka-BOOM“) check out these “Black Onyx Bead Earrings,” which, according to the Facebook page of her retail operation, are $950, and look suspiciously like bombs, which is funny, because apparently, everything in New York also looks suspiciously like a bomb these days. And that said, this may not be the most sartorially-inclined blog out there, but we can’t help but feel that they (A) kind of look like figurative bombs, too or (B) may very well be emblematic of the manner in which she exerts domestic control over J-Kush, seeing as how they are blackish – or a very deep hue of blue – balls, on a very short diamond fuse and/or rope. Boom?